sms

MASTI life me hoti hai,
WIFE me nahi.
BHAKTI mann me hoti hai,
MANDIR me nahi.
Aap bhi jaan lo DOSTI sMs karne se badti hai,
sirf PADHNE SE nahi.
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Utha le re deva, utha le...Mereko nahi re,
mere dost ko uthale...
Uper nahi re baba, so raha hai,
nind se uthale...
Good morning...!
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Aarzu me tere Diwaane ho gaye,
Tujhe Dost banaate-banaate our Begaane ho gaye;
Kar de ab ek SMS is naacheez ko,
Teri bhi Bakwaas padhe Zamaane ho gaye.
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Advocate:Talak karvane ke 5000 lagenge...
Sardar:Pagal ho,
Panditji ne 51 mein shadi karvai thi...
Advocate:Dekha saste ka natija!!!
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Husbnd&wife2no ghumne gaye
Raste me 1 gadha ghaskha raha tha
wife:Dekhoji apke rishtedaar! Namaste boliye
Husband:NAMASTE SASURJI
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Santa went to a shop & said- Black colour ka bulb do
Shopkeeper asked- Kaha lagana hai?
Santa-"Dophar ko andhera kar ke sona hai
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sharabi roz SHIV mandir pe Sir tekta tha
1 din Pujari ne SHIV murti ki jaga GANESH murti raki
Sharabi:Chotu,papa se bolna me aaya tha
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Kid:Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty chini dete hue,"achha aur kya kaha mumy ne?
Kid:Agar woh kamini na de,to Sharma aunty se le aana
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Dr: aap ka weight kitna he?
Santa: chasme sath 75kgs.
Dr: aur chasme bager!
Santa: vo muje dikhta hi nahi...
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