SMS 5th May 2008

Ek pal mein jo aakar gujar jaaye,

Yeh hawa ka woh jhoka hai aur kuch nahi,

Pyar kahti hai duniya jise,

Ek rangeen dhokha hai ..aur kuch nahi

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Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:“Me sick, no work”

Boss SMS back:“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”

2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

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