SMS 001

Thief with knife : Tera paisa nikal.!

Man : Do u know who I am.? I'm P.Chidambaram the Finance Minister

Thief : Acchha...??? To phir MERA paisa nikal..

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HAMESHA ACHCHE SMS BHEJTE RAHO,

BCOS JAB HUMAARI SAANSEN RUKEN GI,

TO LAUG KAHEN GE SAALA KAMEENA THA,

PAR SMS ACHHE BHEJHTA THA.

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[Emotional Scene]

Ek medical student ne

apni clasmate ko khun se likha leter dekar kaha:

"Mujhe iska jawab jarur dena"
Ladki ne jawab diya: "Tumhara blood group B+ hai"

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Attendence..

Pappu Yes Sir

Bablu Yes Sir

Tinku Yes Sir

Ullu ??

Ullu??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar,

teri baari hai,attendence lagwa