Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna
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Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai,
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi
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It's the sweetest thing to do.
Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere!
U must never stop doing it.
It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind
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