SHAYRI

Jana kaha tha aur kaha aa gaye,
Duniya mein ban kar mehman aa gaye.
Abhi to zindagi ki kitab puri padhi bhi nahi,
Aur jane kitne imtehan aa gaye.

SMS 006

ek Pagal ThaBilkul Pagal Tha

Khali Pagal NaiBahut Khatarnak Pagal Tha

Aap Mat Ghabrao

Aap K Samne ToWo Kuch bhi nahi tha

SMS 005

Pass This Advices To All Girls. . .
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Do Not Play With Street Dogs
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U May Get Rabies. . .
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And Do Not Play With Smart Boys
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U May Get Babies. . .

SMS 004

Muskura do jara khuda ke vaste,
sama-e-mahefil mai rosni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya gum hai,
hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?
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A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life
SAVE him self in your heart,
FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart.
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To handle yourself,
use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.
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SMS 003

A friend is sweet when it is new...
It is sweeter when it is true....
but you know that.....
it is the sweetest when it is u.
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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you're not
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Have a heart that never hardenS
have a smile that never fades
have a touch that never burnt
and have friendship that never breaks.
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SHYARI 001

Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,
Khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
Khushiyaan kuchh yun umad rahin thi,
Ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi ..
Subah subah madam ka chai Le kar aana
Thoda sharmate huye humein neend se jagana,
Wo pyaar bhara hath hamare baalon mein phirana,
Muskurate huye kehna ki..
Darling chai to pi lo, Jaldi se ready ho jao, Aap ko office bhi hai jaana.
Gharwali bhagwan ka roop Le kar aayee thi,
Dil aur dimag par poori tarah chhayee thi,
Saans bhi lete they to naam usee ka hota tha,
I pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha..


****** 5 saal baad........


Subah subah madam ka chai Le kar aana,
Table par rakh kar jor se chillana,
Aaj office jao to munna ko School chodte hue jana...
Suno ek baar phir wohi awaaj aayi,
Kya baat hai abhi tak chhodi nahi charpayee,
Agar munna late ho gaya to dekh Lena,
Munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal Lena..
Na Jane gharwali kaisa roop Le kar aayi thi,
Dil aur dimaag par kaali ghata chhayee thi,
Saans bhi lete hain to unhi ka khayal hota hai,
Ab har samay jehan mein ek hi sawal hota hai..
Kya kabhi who din laut ke aayenge,
Hum ek baar phir kunwaare Ho jaayenge.... ...!

SMS 002

Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna
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Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai,
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi
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It's the sweetest thing to do.
Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere!
U must never stop doing it.
It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind
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SMS 001

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
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To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams".
Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
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Tum haste raho,
nachte raho,
muskurate raho,
sada khil khilate raho,
khush raho aur gungunate raho,
mera kya hai,
log tumhe hi pagalsamzhenge
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